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File Permissions Joke

I was browsing around my company’s internal wiki while looking for some teaching aids on teaching the Red Hat RH033 course this week and next. While there, I found this fun little gem (provided by Joseph Hall):

When teaching file permissions, create a directory called ‘base’ and in that directory a number of base? files:

aaron@kratos:~$ mkdir base; cd base
aaron@kratos:~/base$ touch base{1,2,3,4}
aaron@kratos:~/base$ ls -l
total 0
-rw-r--r-- 1 aaron aaron 0 Nov  4 01:59 base1
-rw-r--r-- 1 aaron aaron 0 Nov  4 01:59 base2
-rw-r--r-- 1 aaron aaron 0 Nov  4 01:59 base3
-rw-r--r-- 1 aaron aaron 0 Nov  4 01:59 base4
aaron@kratos:~/base$ su -
Password:
root@kratos:~# useradd us
root@kratos:~# cd /home/aaron
root@kratos:/home/aaron# chown -R us.us base/
root@kratos:/home/aaron# ls -l base/
total 0
-rw-r--r-- 1 us us 0 Nov  4 01:59 base1
-rw-r--r-- 1 us us 0 Nov  4 01:59 base2
-rw-r--r-- 1 us us 0 Nov  4 01:59 base3
-rw-r--r-- 1 us us 0 Nov  4 01:59 base4

Now that’s pretty good! Anyone who even remotely claims to be a geek better get the reference to that joke.

{ 13 } Comments

  1. artir using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Ubuntu Linux Ubuntu Linux | November 4, 2007 at 3:36 am | Permalink

    XD
    Are your base(s) are belong to us

  2. Jeremy using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Ubuntu Linux Ubuntu Linux | November 4, 2007 at 4:55 am | Permalink

    It wasn’t until I saw Artir’s comment that I got it. It’s a bit too subtle — I thought it was something to do with baseball.

  3. nathan using Konqueror Konqueror 3.5 on Linux Linux | November 4, 2007 at 6:55 am | Permalink

    groan…
    i thought you were going somewhere else, instructive, so i was paying attention.:P

  4. Christer Edwards using Epiphany Epiphany 2.20 on Linux Linux | November 4, 2007 at 8:23 am | Permalink

    That’s horrible!

  5. Saborlas using Konqueror Konqueror 3.5 on Linux Linux | November 4, 2007 at 8:25 am | Permalink

    That meme stopped being funny years ago. The current one is LOLcats, although they’re starting to lose stock.

    Remember kids, obsolete cultural references show your age!

  6. chown arebelong * using Konqueror Konqueror 3.5 | November 4, 2007 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    “Remember kids, obsolete cultural references show your age!”

    Saborlas I love you, but we’ve only got fourteen hours to save the Earth!

    man, I really do roxxorz teh soxxorz

  7. Mo using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Ubuntu Linux Ubuntu Linux | November 4, 2007 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    Saborlas, that meme never got old :) I still laugh every time I see it or a reference to it. LOLCATS will always be funny too. Thanks for the laugh Aaron!

  8. Chris Rohde using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Ubuntu Linux Ubuntu Linux | November 4, 2007 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    Yarr. Still a funny joke, made me giggle on teh inside.

  9. matthew using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Ubuntu Linux Ubuntu Linux | November 5, 2007 at 5:42 am | Permalink

    LOL

    FYI, in Iran, we don’t have bases.

  10. Jason using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.9 on Mac OS Mac OS X | November 5, 2007 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    chown user.group works?
    Interesting, I always used user:group.

    Good to know, and ultimately irrelevant :P.

    FWIW, I got the joke the second I saw the “screenshot”. (By which I mean the ascii duplication output, which doesn’t sound nearly as cool.)

  11. Jaosn Brower using Epiphany Epiphany 2.20 on Linux Linux | November 7, 2007 at 2:19 am | Permalink

    Pfft… funny, I got it. Thanks for the joke. Now to look like an idiot and explain it to my wife. :P

  12. Steve using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.6 on SuSE Linux SuSE Linux | November 9, 2007 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

    I still don’t get it :P

  13. erica using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.8 on Windows Windows XP | November 9, 2007 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    All your base *never* stops being funny. It’s gone beyond old to oldschool, and now is beyond reproach. :D

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